Really?

"I'll have the fish 'n' chips."
"Uhh...*goes to look at the menu*"
"...I hope they still have that."

You mean in the 20 minutes I waited to take your order because you were the FIRST one there waiting on the rest of your group, you didn't even open the menu?!

Rule #38262: Don't play guessing games. LOOK AT THE MENU. That's why it's there!